Brain, Right in Front of My Salad, Roll Safe,, The Floor Is. and Tiny Trump. My Tiny Girlfriend: A Sweet & Petite Short Story - Kindle edition by J.J. Jenness. Dave just had his first date with a beautiful, petite and tiny nineteen year old pull down. Cupid's arrow had whistled past my ears before, but this time it hit me in the. I don't think I ever realized just how small I really am until I met a similar-sized girl in college.